The Bleeding Hearts of America hereby support a nationwide ban on pressure cookers. Who really needs to cook that meal in 30 mins or less? Is it worth the 100s injured by the deadly explosive force they employ. These assault cullinary instruments are only really intended to damage detached flesh.
We also support the restriction of any cartridge of nails and or ball bearings to 10 count. There's no use for rapid bearing deployment of bearings ove the count needed to construct a single axle. And roof tiles only need 6 nails each. Nail gun cartridges should be limited as well.
Signed,
Loons of America.
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